The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

Page 97

Indomitus: "Coffee? Tea? Milk? Horse wank? Coffee? Tea? Milk? Horse wank?..."	geoffmon: Country Time...summons the spirits of dead children in the south.	Indomitus: Every so often, the waiters swim ashore and beach themselves. It's sad, really.

Indomitus: Here, we see the rare Urban Chameleon, blending in at a dinner party. Note the masterful mimicry of a bad hairdo.	Indomitus: "Get your skin 3 shades whiter in only 6 days. Why? Because it's the 50s, that's why."	Indomitus: "I'm not talking to you until you draw me a batch."

WaffleKing: For protection. Ziggy loves to kick you in the groin.	Mr.Matteus: I cleansed myself of prurient thoughts by self castration	shanky: "I don't want to show my crotch."

WaffleKing: Though unable to walk fully erect. the Midwestern Lardass is able to walk on its hind legs, but when tired will go down to all fours	WaffleKing: Oh yeah, the ladies love Jim Neighbors	Indomitus: Women can't resist the alluring smell of MasterCard. "Just a dash behind the ears and wallet."