The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

Page 95

Indomitus: Boy, this wall is really gonna look great once I get that juniper bush stuffed and mounted.	Moatas: A home 'herb' garden or marijuana? You decide	The_Gray_Zombie: Hi, I'm a cockroach. We're taking over the planet in a few million years. Thought I'd warn you ahead of time

Moatas: Melodon roach emerges after starting that atomic war and is reliefed to know that human scientists were right	Indomitus: "HI! Jiminy here, for the new and improved Raid bug spray..."	Zee: Slowly, steadily, the nun pulls herself over the ridge (hello! in for a few)

Zee: Gregor Samsa?	Moatas: Weened on chicklets, these super-roaches of the future are buzzed	Zee: A shot of grandma's back... but why?

Zee: Where'd I put that gun?	goldenspiderduck: Damn, I hope this is the emergency stop on this movie	goldenspiderduck: The exact numder of hours left of J. Lo's career