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Or maybe run up to them, squealing like a little girl, and hug it really hard. |
"Mooom! Sarah's humping me like a boy and Tina's trying to pull her eyebrow off with her fingers!!" |
but only as an excuse to get Miss Jenkins to come in and serve coffee |
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And then that little bitch in the mailroom that laughed at him when he asked her out will PAY! |
In the bizarro universe, Russell Crowe is young, sober, and employed by Orkin Pest Control. |
"Hi! I'm the virgin you sent for for your Samhain sacrifice!" "Aren't you Steve's mom?" |
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Where did the keg go George? Where did it go? |
One word: Huzzah |
"I just got back from Hades, and boy am I Thor!" |
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Yeah well he said that about his last meal at MCDonalds |
What is this, the Sci-Fart Channel?!? |
Malcolm Jamal Warner in his most Chalengng role : an Irishman |
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