The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

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Kevbo32: All that scorpion made my vision all grooovvyyy mmaaaann....	KIPPAGE: What an Orgasm looks like through Kirilian Photography Technology	deadparrot: "I'm sorry. I don't mean to stare, but... Didn't you die in Interceptor Force?"

ericb321: "Um, I thought you said your cat wasn't the sexually aggressive type." "Well, I guess he'd never seen a Teletubby doll. Sorry about that."	deadparrot: *crunch crunch* "This scorpion tastes like crap!" "It's probably been laced with tarantula or something."	deadparrot: Here, at the VaryChepe School of Being Sean Connery, you'll learn all the tricks of being Sean Connery, such as the concerned look, and of course, the accent...

deadparrot: Her facelift is going haywire! It's gonna blow! RUN!	deadparrot: There was an accident this morning, when a motorcycle was struck by a waning film crossfade. The cyclist was killed and the crossfade is in critical condition.	GHOSTDOG: I'm sorry sir, we do not accept returns on used condoms.

Darkblade: The sun just went Black Dwarf.	keyz88: I'd like to SEE things from your point of view, " SciFi", but I can't seem to get my head that far up your butt.	keyz88: Once the number 3, being the 3rd number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being dark in my sight,, shall die