The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

Page 84

deadparrot: PUMAT: Matthew Lillard, Shatner, and one of the villains from Dick Tracy.	deadparrot: *lemon* *lemon* *lemon* ...and this show falls out the bottom of the machine. Jackpot!	deadparrot: "That makes my hat concerned. See? See how concerned it looks?"

deadparrot: Not Jerry Doyle. Not even a reasonable likeness. Nope. Not him.	bluedreams: 60-year-old Bruce Willis??	deadparrot: "...and if you see Alex Keaton, tell him I'm gunning for him."

ericb321: In Perfection, when we're bored with giant monsters, we put depth charges in our pants just to see what happens.	ericb321: You are the one who was foretold! On the piece paper! You have been Chosen!	ericb321: Did that beeyotch just snort a scorpion? Okay, I'm not as cool as I thought I was.

ericb321: Cocaine is just another gateway drug. Scorpions are what's really in.	Kevbo32: Woah! I've been in a public High School but this girl outbeats all the jocks noogies I've seen totalled!	deadparrot: "We don't have a brunette. How are we supposed to screw in this light bulb?"