The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

Page 81

Meldrick: "8 neutron in the side pocket."	Indomitus: It's an official Flash Gordon Destruct-O-Ray gun. Turn the crank and a big poof of smoke shoots out the end, irritating your enemy's eyes.	LauraPowers: "Check it out guys: no head. Huhhuhuhuhuh." (I'm outtie- bye!)

Indomitus: .oO(WOW! Cut two eye holes and a mouth hole, and I've got a space helmet!)	Meldrick: "Alas cruel visage, my toil upon you has laid no produce, for still, I am without paper clips." (later Laura)	Indomitus: ...even happens here, in Gumby's neighborhood. It's Pokey. He's been in with the gangs lately.

MrAtomik: I'll take that very last diversion please	Meldrick: The starting burglar shouldn't over reach, start with small items, like wrenches and drills. Then work your way up to TV's and silverware.	MrAtomik: A How-To Manual

Meldrick: You will find this on the 3rd floor, next to the customer service division.	Indomitus: ...and putting it in "sex" where it belongs.	zephyr: With such a mix no one will notice the rat droppings so it won't matter.