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Office of Homeland Security Scouts learn flag folding, knot tying, and how to search the neighbor's garbage cans for evidence of disloyalty |
The Claude Rains Fan Club Weekly meeting |
The Cabinet sits nervously as Dubya attempts to locate the Azores. |
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The warning index has just been raised from medium gray to light gray. |
Freedom fries, freedom butt crack, freedom garbage pail kids... |
I tore the french cuffs off my shirt |
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Thomas Freedom Church, Freedom Phil Collins, The Freedomsons, King of the Freedom... |
But my wife likes the french tickler |
Freedom Hungry Man Dinners, Freedom-Amercian Spaghettios, Freedom Slime, Freedomlodion... |
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"But I like 'french ticklers'." |
On our special guest panel today, we have (l to r): FDR, Louis Pasteur, your high school math teacher, and Ayn Rand. Let's begin the discussion with: "Freedom Fries: what the fuck?" |
Freedom wood, freedom racoons, freedom braids, freedom bread... |
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