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Sci Fi Presents: Suck: The Series |
You have rerached the end of the internet. Please turn back now. |
I think Scifi just likes to watch us heckle the darkness. Somewhere, an intern is getting a kick out of this. |
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can't sleep, clowns will eat me. can't sleep, clowns will eat me. can't sleep. clowns will eat me. |
American Cheese Singles are cut from giant blocks of polypropalene. |
PBS programming takes an edgy turn, in this summer's "This Old Hellmouth". |
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(voiceover): The name's Wakko. I'm a toon. And this is my office. It ain't much, but it's mine, and it has a coffeemaker. The day started like so many others... |
o/We're living here in Allentown, and they're closin' all the factories down.../o |
And you'll be toasted too! |
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Toasted? You mean, like, in a toaster? They do that with tobacco? |
See, Tom can run 5 miles every day, and he smokes a corton of Lucky Strike each day |
"Lucky... wheeze... str-ii-kes... ugh wheeze... make me run... ohhh... fassssteeerrrrrr" |
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