The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

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porpoise: Just a pinch of sawdust between check and gum, mmmhmmm. (and WEIRD *h*)	Laura_Powers_of_Love: Gluing woodships together. Hours of splintery fun!	GizM: The Abacusamatic 6000! (WEIRD! fist!)

HenryBemis: John Doe prepares to remove his fingerprints.	Bigstupid: "...So then we're going to staple it all together, leaving the staples exposed." "You're the crappiest Trading Spaces designer."	screaming_fist: Where Hannibal Lector keeps his eyelid collection.

screaming_fist: " Real men know how to dovetail." (gnite gerson!)	Moatas: "I'm a little upset at your title, Scott. First of all, 'scum' only has one 'm' in it...'	GizM: "Hi son, wanna play Strip Hangman?"

HenryBemis: The old man explained it to him seven times, but he still can't figure out why the letters are backwards.	Moatas: Screw that, I say 'cheat when you can'	HenryBemis: Good idea. My crotch was getting sore.