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He's not dialing down the center! Get him!" |
It's a dirty job but somebody had to do it, clean out the track from the dial. |
"Go to Atlantic City and interview Susan Kane? That's the stupidist idea I've ever heard." |
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"Dial down the middle? Why, that red-headed guy must be on crack. That's IMPOSSIBLE to do with a phone." |
"Hotel California? When is checkout? Anytime? Thanks." |
Beating off was really a challenge for teenage boys before Playboy |
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Well, we'd better attack Iraq then. |
"Bear in Ranger's Hat Blamed." (Bye Rod, hey bigstupid) |
The Russian marketing for Viagra was ultimately deemed too confusing. (It's been a long time, Porpoise.) |
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It's a logo AND a Word Jumble. |
SMOKEY THE BEAR IS CONCERNED ABOUT WHERE HE WILL SHIT |
It's an anagram for "schnizzel my nizzel" or whatever the kids are saying this week. |
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