The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

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Indomitus: "We are the ghosts of tupperware parties past."	TurkeyVolGuessingMan: As Claudette Colbert and Errol Flynn hovered at my bedside, I knew the 12 oz. of Robitussin were kickin' in	shanky panky: "The ghosts of Ziggy admirer's past."

GersonK: "Martha, could you send in some extra pens? The ones I have now look sort of lonely."	LauraPowers_of_Love: "Betty, will you go down to the store and pick me up some more lipstick? Thanks. you're a doll."	MSTzilla: "Bzzzzt. Miss Johnson, please bring me coffee, black." <mother enters> "Billy, please stop saying 'bzzzt' and calling me Miss Johnson. Now, here's your cocoa with marshmallows."

RodRocket: "Jesus was a Woman!" by Gloria Steinam (howdy)	TurkeyVolGuessingMan: ye sher arrr a fine couple o' ladeeesh! *falls*	shanky panky: "Hallucinating can be good!"

RodRocket: "I dreamed you were there, and you, and you!" (heya laur, gerson, shanks, turk, zill, anyone I missed)	TurkeyVolGuessingMan: Why, we were just reading select passages from the diaries of Anais Nin. Go ahead, and pull up a seat. (hiya rod, bye laura)	Indomitus: "Do we have a sharper knife? The mashed potatoes are kind of tough tonight."