Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003
Page 48
Page 48
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"Here we've highlighted the position of the Proteus. They're collecting residue from canibus and prclaiming, 'it's sooo greeennn in here.'" |
Are these cheese avioli? |
And here's where you develop what we like to call "CELL GROWTH PLUS" This ad brought to you by the tobacco industry <back for a bit> |
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"Okay, here's the play. Jim, you go long and break right. Mike, go up the right side and cut to the left. I'll make a break up the middle. NOW LET'S GET THAT OVUM! BREAK!!" |
Tars and nicotine collect in the bronchi when you smoke, forming a thick protective coating! Don't let that smoker's cough fool you, that's just your body's way of saying "a bit too much protection" |
The lesser known "Bib of Anne Frank" |
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Richard Nixon and Isabella Rossilini present the Duck Soup mirror scene |
Carol wasn't really sick. She just liked lime jello. |
11:30 am. Julia Childs has already dipped into the cooking sherry. |
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Kitty Dukakis keeps a bottle of rubbing alcohol on the night stand just in case she wakes with dry mouth. |
Mmmm, Bacardi and the music of Marc Cohn... Transport me! |
...seconds before Susan realizes that a flash paper dress shouln't be worn for a romantic dinner. |
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