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Law of Vegas #89: Everybody has a gambling system that doesn't actually work |
There's a thousand to one bet that I'll ever act again. Any takers? (goodnight) |
Today on the cooking channel: how to properly fry a tribble. |
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Comming to a week near you, rated R |
"...and after you've killed the president and strangled your dog, bring me a beer." |
"...and I was dreaming that I was Trey Parker, but I was in Matt Stones body, and I woke up and Cartman's mom's boobs were in my face!" |
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"I got this gig on sheer star power. Fact... or Fiction?" |
Yeah, I get the left side botoxed tomorrow |
Just imagine how many times Wile E Coyote was hit by a truck in this very spot. |
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<Insert 2002 Space Oddisey music and que the monkeys> |
even though its 2 years away,the line for star wars episode 3 has already begun |
In his post "X-Files" days, David Duchovney spends much of his time in bars asking women if they've seen his rocketship. |
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