The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

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Forkboy: "Ok, gents. I got some bad news. Our 'Nazi Cookies' idea isn't going as well as we'd planned. Sales are WAY down."	sanspants: "i told her the proof was in my underwear and she slapped me. i don't understand."	Forkboy: Years later, little Timmy would recall this moment in one of his therapy sessions. (Thanks, LP!)

sanspants: "be-cause life is nic-er when you pro-nounce ev-er-y-thing pho-net-i-cal-ly."	Forkboy: "Mirror Mirror, on the wall. Who's the fairest one of all?" "Catherine Zeta Jones". "Are you sure?" "Yes."	flowbear: m r ducks. c d e d b d wangs?

Forkboy: Meanwhile, at the capitol, "No, Mr. President. It's "See them itty bitty wings"."	forkgirl: Meanwhile, back at the Capitol, Senator Lott prepared to say something stupid.	experiment_626: "There is no distinct criminal class in america, except perhaps the congress." Mark Twain

Forkboy: It's hip. It's happening. I have no clue what it is. But I like it!	forkgirl: Sex toys of the future	Torgone: So THAT'S how they make Frisbees!! (hheya flow!)