The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

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DangerKitty: "The new Do-It-Yourself Silence of the Lambs Sewing Kit."	LauraPowers: "They aren't talking about you, Earl. Put your pants back on."	forkgirl: "I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. and Mrs. Barnes, but I'm afraid little Timmy will soon turn into a chicken."

forkgirl: So many men, so little interest.	LauraPowers: "When's the movie gunna start!?" "I want my money back!" (hi forkgirl)	beckett: " Uncle Al performs on the world's first all sausage calliopie!"

Forkboy: "All those in favor of 'Getting baked and watching Stallone movies' say 'Aye' ..." (Hello, all!)	LauraPowers: o/' Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener, that is what I'd really like to beee-ee-ee cause if I were and Oscar Meyer wiener everyone would fall in love with meeeee o/'	forkgirl: "Honey, the police are at the door. They want to bring Fifi in for questioning."

forkgirl: If you squint your left eye and put one hand on your head, you can kind of make out an image of Elvis.	LauraPowers: "All aboard the Cho-cho train! CHOOO-CHOOO!!!!" "Get back to work, Ralph. Don't make me warn you again."	beckett: " What the hell do they need a Zamboni for?"