The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003

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MSTzilla: The new VW Wedgewagon.	Indomitus: .oO(Dagnabbit stockings keep fallin'. Should'a used garters.)	MSTzilla: "I say. Can you direct me to the Ministry of Funny Walks?" ( I out. Cap on! )

DangerKitty: Billy Bob's new CD cosists of him farting on a snare drum while singing...	TyranosaurisRex: The first potatoe cannons were rather cumbersome.	TyranosaurisRex: When you put it in the key hole don't be surprised if you hear someone yell "Fe, fi, fo, fum"

Indomitus: ...and never, ever masturbate while driving. Pull over first.	TyranosaurisRex: New cars in these days didn't have that "new car smell". They smelled like wool and leather and other disgusting materials.	Indomitus: "And the winner of this week's lottery is... Timmy! Come on up, Timmy, it's time to die!"

Indomitus: Noticed how it has better aerodynamics than, say, a brick wall, yet not quite as good as, say, a wet schnauzer.	TyranosaurisRex: After wind tunnel testing, Chevy engineers decide that even though the Bermuda Triangle is stable, it would be unmarketable as a luxury car.	Indomitus: ..and once we beat the wet schnauzer into this shape, it did even better!