Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2003
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Even plumbing fixtures taste good when grilled on the George Foreman Lean Mean Grillin' Machine! |
"A pepper shaker took its own life today leaping from a sidwalk cafe table. A note was found blaming the salt shaker. An investigation is pending." |
Bigger, faster machinery! Just think of all the dismemberment possibilities!! (evening) |
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I like this. I don't have the slightest idea what it is, but I like it. |
"Stupid square peg! Go in the round hole!" |
Spielberg sent hundreds of Indian stand-ins to their death before deciding to use computer animation for the mine cart scene in "The Temple of Doom." |
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And starring God as Little Red Riding Hood (TRex!) |
Dozens of Christine cubes are melted down to make one Killdozer. (hey Indo, Bob) |
The hash brownies were hung from the mantlewith care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon wood be there |
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Earl! Isn't that your wooden leg you got the LAST time your leg got stuck in the mauler? |
Workers toil long into the night to complete the new Iron Maiden album |
...but it's a PRECISELY MACHINED cupcake he's putting in there. |
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