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"Look, mommy! There's a strange man in my microchip!" |
Dude, did ya ever think this bong is needlessly complicated? |
And now for something completely different: a member of the Pascagoula Daughters of the Confederacy will play "Dixie" using a half dozen jellyfish. |
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Masking? Strapping? Electrician's? Duct? Whatever your need, we can help you at World of Tapes, Rt. 7, Latham. |
"Sissy is such a slut. Look at her! Showing her ankels for everyone on God's green earth to see." |
"Hey buddy! You forgot to remove her tag!" |
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She really should have removed the price tag from her gloves. It looks so tacky. |
Can you spot the surreptitious sex in this image? If so, you may have what it takes to become a school principal. Apply now! |
OK, who wants to be first to learn how to swim with his hands bound? (hiya, t-rex) |
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"It's the 50s. Def'tly the 50s. Yeah. Def'tly the 50s. I'm not wearing my underwear." |
Just don't mention having Aces and eights. The Old Man hates that. |
It's real easy too find, you just go north by north west until you see the birds, then you ask the phsyco standing on the corner for further directions. |
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