Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2002 Special Edition
Page 93
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There's no real reason for John Edwards to wear an apron; he just *does*. Just like he wears women's nightgowns. (lol @ caps, Haight) |
"You fired me? I'll show you! I'll be famous, I tell you! Famous!" "yeah, whatever, John; you big loser." |
"What ABOUT me wearing an apron at home?" "Nothing! I just thought it was funny!" "Funny? How is that funny?" |
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"You take that back before I go all 'Humphrey Bogart' on your ass!" |
"Yeah, my mom's middle name has an 'E' in it." "Then this message must be for you, because I'm getting a very strong 'E'." "But she's not dead yet!" "That's what you think." |
Uhh, son, sticking your tongue in my ear isn't the most appropriate thing to be doing |
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Blowing at just the right angle across his ear, Uncle Ted's head sounds just like a Coke bottle. |
"I have to be honest with you, Mr Smith... The last applicant had great breasts. Your chances aren't good." |
In a former life, John Edwards was a dreary, boring cracker. No, wait, that's this life. |
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Know this badge, know it well for it represents, freedom, peace and the random beating of minorities. |
Gumble I'll give you 3million dollars to even point out where Africa is on the map. |
Carrot Top and Richard Nixon's head. Tonight, on Crossfire. |
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