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All over America, grampas are outraged. "Damn kids! Close the door! You think I'm made of money??? You own stock in the gas company???" |
Martha lov3es watching Don reign death upon the neighbours whilst a tiny llama eats his belt |
Good electricians never short-circuit on safety! Always wear your insulated Safety Hat! |
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Is that black mold? On our nice white screengrab?!? Who let this happen?!? Oh, well, LIGHT 'ER UP! |
.oO(I'm gonna Alanis Morrisette all over his sorry ass!) |
O.K .Have we got everything? Let's see Gun's,Ammo,Ration's and this,cant forget the Hooker! |
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You'd Shoot if the Law Allowed it. |
Night after prom. She *had* a beehive hairdo, but slept on it funny. |
As you can see here, the American Flag can stay erect for much longer than the Iraqi flag. That's why it gets all the chicks. |
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...have each been given a slow-acting poison. We'll ask them 5 questions. The one to get them all right, gets the antidote! Stay tuned! |
"I'm sorry, Mr Jones, but your airplane insurance clearly does not cover acts of God, acts of war, or being included in bad stock footage." |
"Mommy?" "Yes , Cindy?" "What's road-head?" |
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