Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2002 Special Edition
Page 89
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"Yes, we here at Serta carve all our mattresses lovingly from a single block of wood..." |
"Dude... is that the cheese fort you guys told me about? Dude, that is, like, awesome!" |
At station 1, you will learn how to use a hammer. At station two, you will learn how to glue your fingernails back on. |
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SciFi's crack programming team tries to cram in yet another six encore showings of "Taken" per day... "Anybody got a shoe-horn?" |
"Bitch." "Pussy." |
"What's my line? 'Meow'? Who writes this crap?" |
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House training your wolverine can be a rewarding, if somewhat bloody, experience. (Hey, we can both agree on what's funny!) |
Citing extreme depression, The "Hang In THere" pster-cat checks himself in to Betty Fords...(Gen! TRex! Un! Jingle! Matt!) |
But look on the bright side: When the guys at work ask about the scratches, tell them that was one wild pussy. |
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Ah, the miracle of birth... okay, grab 'em and put 'em in a sack, it's drowning time. |
Newborn kitty or sexually-spent Teletubby? |
devilSPPAAAAAAAAHHHHHN!!! |
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