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Duck and cover. The same rule is instilled for volcano erruptions, nucular attacks, and tornados. |
Watch as Patty Strikes the Match, thrill as she poors the Gasoline, Try to tear your eyes away as the Flames engulf Houses, trees, Even Automobiles and an airplane! |
And she'd be able to do it, too, if she wasn't tied to the pole. Burn the witch! Burn the witch! |
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This where they keep the really good marshmallows. |
...cut your hand on glass, curl into fetal position from the pain, get engulfed in the flames. |
"That's what you get for approaching a police officer sweety. Now go wash the pepper spray out of your eyes." |
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Barbeque day at my house. You can never use too much lighter fluid. |
Just a bit longer and it'll be ready for the steaks. You have to wait until the furniture turns white. |
"Afflack!" |
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A duck in chicken clothing is still a duck. |
"Rosebud...." |
ick it's a waterfowl money shot!! |
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