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and next year we get indoor plumbing |
...Whip, flog, polish, smack, spank and other masturbatory euphemisms. (Hey evets, she said) |
chop spouse finely...simmer in pot till brown. [hello] |
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So THAT'S how you get little sauce pans!! |
absolute rulers and you: how to worship effectively and efficiently |
"The John Ashcroft Story." |
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Ready to rule the world with a merciless iron fist, little Johnny? Well, here's the short film for you. |
"The Dick Cheney Story." |
"The Story of...." (Oh hell, I could go on and on, but why bother?) |
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Vacationing at camp Genitals. Is that anywhere near the Dells? |
Well, it's gotta be better than "Camp Auschwitz", where we sent Johnny last year. |
"Look here, Laurent! Maybe we should skip Fire Island this summer!" |
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