The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2002 Special Edition

Page 70


Gowest:
and next year we get indoor plumbing
Generik:
...Whip, flog, polish, smack, spank and other masturbatory euphemisms. (Hey evets, she said)
she said i say:
chop spouse finely...simmer in pot till brown. [hello]


Generik:
So THAT'S how you get little sauce pans!!
she said i say:
absolute rulers and you: how to worship effectively and efficiently
Generik:
"The John Ashcroft Story."

JingleHo:
Ready to rule the world with a merciless iron fist, little Johnny? Well, here's the short film for you.
Generik:
"The Dick Cheney Story."
Generik:
"The Story of...." (Oh hell, I could go on and on, but why bother?)

Gowest:
Vacationing at camp Genitals. Is that anywhere near the Dells?
JingleHo:
Well, it's gotta be better than "Camp Auschwitz", where we sent Johnny last year.
amycamus:
"Look here, Laurent! Maybe we should skip Fire Island this summer!"
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