Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2002 Special Edition
Page 69
Page 69
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"Colorado!" "Colorado!" "It's only a model..." |
You can dam cabbages? Huh. Learn something new every day. |
"I AM THE ALL SEEING EYE OF MOGADOR!! TREMBLE, PUNY MORTALS ..... Heh-heh, just kidding, I'm really just another corporate logo." |
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...local time, please check you TV guide for listings |
Not having any slums of its own, Beverly Hills imports some from Chicago |
Lando Calrissian says "Even Ewoks drink Colt 45" |
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"We can't be back at your place yet. I'm not drunk enough!" |
Jimmy gathered up all his Rage from the malt shop table, inspiring Fear in his fellow classmates, then fled out the front door, leaving them all with just a big helping of What the Fuck? (C-ya Bob!) |
"Have fun on your date, dear. Be sure to get home before 11, and don't let Jimmy put his hands where they don't belong. Oh, and just so you know - your ass looks pretty fat in that dress." |
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The boys brought in a reputable scientist to verify Jimmy's claims that he could tell any time that Gowest mentioned Generik's name on the Internet just by concentrating. And by bending spoons. |
"...two cups of creamy, creamy flesh and one very very moist-...oops, here comes my mom - call ya later!" |
After chanting the arcane magic spell found in the ancient text didn't work, Barbara attempted to reinflate her breasts the old-fashioned way: by blowing them up through her thumb-nozzle. (Yo Ho) |
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