The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2002 Special Edition

Page 57


Noxvombatus:
FACT: The thing was originally a story about a specific object, but generations of passing it down by oral tradition reduced it to "The Thing"
Noxvombatus:
Yup yup yup, gotta go patch up the radar dish, just on my way to get some duct tape and tinfoil......
Noxvombatus:
What kind of maniac runs around writing messages on supply crates with Penguin feces? Whered he get the Penguins?


Noxvombatus:
The white hand of the law finally caught up with him, the asked, "Hey, where DID you get those penguins?!?! I want one......
Indomitus:
"Who made this terrible coffee? Whoever it is, that's definitely our alien. Everybody knows aliens make lousy coffee."
Noxvombatus:
Don't come near me man!! Or I'll see how fast your going with my radar gun and send you a basket of sewer rats man, cuz IM CRAZY!!!!!!

Goreomedy:
"You've got two cavities."
Goreomedy:
Whew, I almost forgot what we were watching.
Dankerella:
Thanks to everyone that sent in their urine samples. Guess what - some lucky contestant's going to the pokey.

Noxvombatus:
The show stinks so bad they had to put up giant sheets of stretched out flypaper......
jildo:
123 Peaked In High School Street. This is the place.
jildo:
Yep, yep, yep...I jes' finished puttin' monster truck tires on my tricycle...
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