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Today in the News: October 30 has been declared,"National Sexy Women Take Off Their Clothes" Day! |
"I fell asleep in the tanning booth." |
"I am the Ghost of Acid Trips Past..." |
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Everyone who wants a beating, raise your hand like this... |
What do you mean you can't let us in?! I'm McGuyver, dammit!!! |
Time Warner: We WILL own you! |
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Is the fabulous 5 piece Broyhill bedroom set behind chin number one, chin number two, or chin number three ? |
This happens EVERY time I go into a restaurant: bad clams, customer complaint, courtmartial, death by flambe squad. |
According to this map, the nearest restroom is right next to my left ventricle. |
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This nothingness was recorded in Dolby Digital Surround. |
you.. you think I dress to match my car? Nah, how silly. |
Why, yes, I *do* have a lovily bunch of coconuts.. there they are, standing in a row! Big ones, small ones.. |
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