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"Your grandparents want me to tell you that they hate you, and because of you are wishing that they had never reproduced. Oh, and tell your Aunt Myrtle hello." |
"Your father says he loves you about this much." |
The Band A Flock of Seagulls initially wanted to call themselves "A Crapload of Pigeons" but decided people liked seagulls better. |
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And Barney Fife arrives to nip this movie in the bud! "NIP IT!" |
oO(My goodness...I forgot to put on UNDERWEAR) |
Forecast for today: partly cloudy but mostly not with a slight chance of logo showers at about noon, so don't forget to take an umbrella. |
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It suddenly dawns on Mr. Perkings that he isn't waering pants. |
Jesse Ventura calls 1-900-HOT-SEXX and gets put on hold |
Hello sir. My name is Zortan I'm from Persious Omicron 7. Is your daghter home? |
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No, I'm not really a Jedi and this isn't really a light saber. It's cardboard with aluminum foil. My mom made it for me. |
Hi, I'm Patrick Swazye, Do you ever feel bloated, listless, are you always tired? Well, I eat Quaker Oats. |
.oO(Well, at least I still have Roadhouse.) |
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