Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2002 Special Edition
Page 34
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Vending machines magnified x1000 |
Now I know what it's like to sit in a broken spaceship, looking out the window at the same stupid yellow planet, and having to eat my right arm for sustanence. |
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It's just like that scene in Lady and the Tramp, except with fiber optic wire. |
"Psst! Hey--you're supposed to take the dive in this round, what'r you doin' man?!" "I got my pride junior!" |
Very brave, taking on a Copy/Fax/Scanner/Printer by yourself, robot. But stupid. |
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"Hello-I am TBot359-I have have received an 'EU Energy Rating' decal because of my efficiency--" *THWACK!!*--"*-And the winner is Gorebot!*" |
Number 5 didn't even make the Final Four? It's fixed, I tell ya! |
Look dad, this time I only lost two fingers! |
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Now this bot here was rigged with a dildo to destroy and pleasure at the same time. |
"I built it out of a plastic wagon and a radio control car. It goes straight forward and turns in reverse." |
"Mommy? What are those robots doing?" |
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