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"HEAL control panel, I say HEAL!" |
Bilbo's out tokin' it up.... |
Rabid giant mice invade the local talent show. Small children eaten. Film at 11:00 |
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Madonna uses these on her light days |
somewhere, 5 men from the 18th century are bald |
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: INTENTIALLY SPILLING CONTENTS ONTO LAP WILL NOT GET MCDONALD'S PAYOFF, BUT WILL LEAVE CROTCH TOASTY AND A BIT STICKY... |
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"I have not come all the way from Naboo to have this debated in a committee!" |
and we've got a sixty-percent chance of meteor showers.... |
"Oh crap! We drove off from the pump with the hose still attached again" |
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"Today is a good day to dye my hair." |
Note to helicopter pilot: When dropping John Tesh off in the desrt for a concert, remember to leave him there. |
Stars twinkle, planets don't. Popcorn just salts there. |
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