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. . . and this attachment is extra handy as an oven mitt, jar lid loosener or ribbed condom. |
Well, it's been fun. I wish the rest of you could see that little TV over the juice machine. Until next time! |
...Decisons, decisions. Okay! I got it! Snickers! NO! NO! Pretzels. No. Damn. Decisions, decisions... |
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And here we have another failed product line: the Soylent Green vending machine |
Holy soda pop, Batman! Two Face has figured out how to dispense boy bands via vending machines! |
...and through cloning technology, you too can have a Britney Spears love slave directly from this machine! |
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OH, BOY! Another golden opportunity to caption this wonderfully exciting screengrab of ... ah, screw it. |
o/`"Do the Clam! Do the Clam! Take your barefoot bay by the hand...."o/` |
...and the American Government sends in a special peace-keeping force to hurry along the movie's end." |
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"My Hummel figurines!! NO!!!!!" |
"Now, calm down, everybody! Everbody will get a chance at the pinata!" |
"Hey! I can see my house from---" "Don't make me push Eject, Ted." |
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