Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2002 Special Edition
Page 17
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"What's for dinner Mom??" "Cigarettes" "awww we had that last night!" |
"Cigarettes *and* bourbon!" "Yay!" |
can you believe she served the bourbon BEFORE the cigarettes! |
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"Go in and ask for directions. Tell her we're the lost generation." |
"Can you believe that? They wouldn't let me in because I didn't pay last month's whore bill!" |
" Alright...who put the coelocanth in the rumble seat?" |
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All right, gentlemen, this is our plan. Bob, you go in and make small talk. Greg, you bring in a bouquet of flowers. I'll come in with the guitar, and we should have 'em right where we want 'em. |
Bob was confused and worried. And confused |
If "coprolites" are fossilized dinosaur poop...what are "capralites"? |
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He's vapor locked! (blue!) |
"Frankly, Scarlett, I'm only mildly interested." |
and the baby bear said: "Someone's been shooting porn with *my* camera, and the vaseline is still on it!" |
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