The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2002 Special Edition

Page 15

UnReality: "Pussy Galore?"	gleeb: The crackers testified against Andy Griffith on condition of anonymity	UpSky2: Marie Claire? I don't recollect a Bond girl by that name.

UpSky2: Another Bond nemesis?? Disguised as a TV dinner?! What subterfuge!	UnReality: "Andy Griffith? Was he a Bond Girl?" "Maybe he was in On Her Majesty's Secret Service." "You idiot! THAT was Diana Rigg." "Who?" "Aarrgh!"	gleeb: "Waddaya mean Meredith Baxter wasn't a Bond girl?"

UnReality: "Oh sure. And I suppose Keri Strug wasn't a Bond girl either. Geez!"	UnReality: (I just don't think Andy Griffith has the legs)	21stcenturycajunmoose: Future Bond girl...or maybe Penthouse Pet, I can't decide.

UnReality: Buffoon's ex-wife's heart...wasn't it in Moonraker?	UnReality: "You know who has *gorgeous* legs? Don Knotts!"	gleeb: "Ahem. Mr. Knotts, wait. I may have a position for you after all, sweet cheeks."