Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2002 Special Edition
Page 11
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Because no one's ever found the nuggets of a chicken. |
Officer Buzz kept his radar fixed on the blue pick-up. He knew, sooner or later, it would move. |
Oh sure.. that's an effective speedtrap... cop stands in the middle of the freakin road with a radar gun... (Rofl the "earswarm" thing Cambria !) |
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"Hello?" "Yes." "I'm injured." "Tough... I mean, good luck, sucker. [*click*]" |
Hello ? Injury helpline ? Yes. I'm calling because your commercial caused me sufficient personal injury. Just watching two minutes of it has scarred me for life.. |
I'm a greemleen, from the kreemleen. . . . |
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"Go fuck thyself, beardless unbeliever!" "You know I love it when you talk like that, Johann!" |
Meanwhile back at Caption This.... "Hey ! I think I see something !! You have a flashlight ?" "No !" "Damn !! Ow !!!" "What ?" "Stubbed my damn toe !" |
EXTREEEEEME carriage stunt-driving! |
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..and if you look really closely, you can barely make out the distinctive markings of the extremely elusive jackalope.. |
When hunting with toddlers, be sure they are trained to point, never to approach. . . |
No sir ! I havn't seen any Arks of the Covenant or Temples of Doom around here. |
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