John Paul Sartre's Armpit - Stuck Nothingness #1

Penemue: "Here at Creepy Lab Tek Enterprises, we've begun to insert Glow in the Dark Filaments like these into everyday monkeys, Creating the Monkey with Racing Stripes.	InfestedWeasel: Two minutes earlier, at Scifi HQ: "So what does THIS button do?"	Penemue: "Alright...Shaggy, you and Scooby check out the Basement with Thelma...Daphne and I will stay here, and check out the Bedroom."

DPvacuum: (Galagher joke)when the light is on you can read the switch that it's on	DPvacuum: but when the light's off you can't see the damn switch!	InfestedWeasel: Rorschach originally tried totally black pieces of paper before moving on to ink blots. I think this one's a duck. (An addiction, indeed. But I like it.)

Goldfinger: You whippersnappers have it so easy. When I was your age there'd be seemingly endless stretches where there was no screengrab at all. And we were funny, dammit!	InfestedWeasel: Remember, grasshopper: When you look into the screengrab abyss, so too is the screengrab abyss looking into YOU.	lil_amish_boy: Personals:Lavender light-beam seeks flat green surface for intimate contact.

Jiveguy5: Ok, who grabed my ass?(hello everyoner)	MrAtomik: John, how long has this Flarn been in the back of the Fridge?	alexgariepy: mY nAMe iS tORgO! i tAkE cARe oF tHE pLaCE whILe tHE sCReENgrABBer iS aWaY!

KINGDINOSAUR: I have this album! Smell The Glove by Vinyl Gap, I believe. Spinal Tarp? I forget. It's been too long. Album sucks anyway.	JohnSteed: Just stamp Directed by Steven Soderbergh on it and it'll make every critic's top ten list and be nominated for a bajillion awards, just you wait.	alexgariepy: The Sci-Fi Channel is Father, The Sci-Fi Channel is Mother. The Sci-Fi Channel is on its lazy ass.

alexgariepy: Latvia's flag detriorated at the dry cleaners.	JohnSteed: My M&Ms melted!	alexgariepy: I am Black. I stand between the SFC, and the cappers.

Penemue: "Run Jules! It's the Lizard People! Save yourself...Come back...Bring Electric Torces! Aiiiiiieeee!"	KINGDINOSAUR: "Where were you when the lights went out?" "In the dark, sir."	Penemue: "I am Sci Fi" - Dark Man.

Generik: "WORK?!?" "Ah, yes, work... I pretend to work here, and they pretend to pay me." (Bye MrA!)	KINGDINOSAUR: Crouching Caption, Hidden Screengrab	lil_amish_boy: Our vocabulary word for today class, is: curmudgeon. Second word: sassafras.

Generik: "I'd like to order a sassafras for my curmudgeonly friend here." "Smile when you say that." "I *am*!" "Oh... okay then. Kind of hard to tell."	Humoriste: And back at Sci Fi, they're counting how long we'll cap nothing as they practice throwing their pencils so they stick in the ceiling. . .	Penemue: Maybe we're capping the Sci Fi's Seeing Ear Theatre. Does everyone have their sound turned on?

lil_amish_boy: B5 does have boobs:they are called writers. Thank you, I'll be here all night!	JohnSteed: You know, come to think of it, B5 sounds like one of those Dime a Dozen boy groups, dosen't it?	alexgariepy: o/~ I can see clear-ly now, every-thing is gone... o/~