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Kosmo: That'll be the last time his parents hire Torquemada as a baby-sitter.	BlueOnBlack: Nathan Lane and Nathan Lane starring in "My Two Moms"...	RodRocket: Michael Jackson declared 'officially fucking weird' by act of congress.

Buffoon: .oO I'm tired of being pouty and sullen. Maybe it's time for a change. Tomorrow I think I'll be pouty and introspective instead.	gleeb: Just before the breakdown, he started "taking advice" from his left thumb	BlueOnBlack: Tonight on Inside The Actors Studio - this bowl of beer nuts

NyssasMenorah: Nipple twists at ten paces. (bye nel)	Granty_Claus: Crouching Stooge, Hidden Chucklehead.	Granty_Claus: ~Have you written the copy for our ad? ~Almost. How many Rs in Neurosurgery?

Nogdomitus: "Nobody talks to the Pope right now. He's on the Holy Shitter. Come back later."	Nogdomitus: to escape capture, this man cleverly disguised himself as bagpipes.	EbeNurseNoirScrooge: "If it's no'Scottish, it's CRRRRRRAP!"