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y_u_i_otta: At last. A dessert anyone can afford.	Crandomitus: The most current headlines, amidst a sea of chocolately goodness!	amycamus: "Chippendale's, eh? What the heck is that - some kinda ranch?"

Buffestooned: "Suck it in a bit more... I think she's looking."	144butterballturkey: Your problem is you don't hike your pants high enought	TurkeyosaurisRex: I'll be back in a minute, I have to go filet my shirt.

amycamus: "I just love these quiet nights alone together, comtemplating our masculinity."	Buffestooned: "...and there we were, surrounded by heathens..." "Injuns?" "Hell, no! Worse!" "Republicans?"	144butterballturkey: Round you up a posses?! Aw shoot! I thought you said. . . .

Buffestooned: "One o' these days the Widow Johnson is gonna get some blinds for her window, and we'll be SOL."	amycamus: "So, like, as regards the waiting for this 'Godot' fella, what's my motivation?"	TurkeyosaurisRex: That's it Duke, me and the boys are gonna poach the shirt right now.