2001, Page 55
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"I don't mind tellin' ya, it hurt like hell but my hand was damn good eatin'!" |
You know Igor if you keep eating your hand you won't be hungry for dinner. |
Except with wheels and upholstery. |
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She's being stalked by a Rock em' Sock em' Robot! |
"I found her outside the orphanage. Can I keep her? At least until I throw her down the well?" |
The NAMBLA welcome wagon greets Frankie with a care package. . . |
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Don't you hate it when you're out streaking in an Eastern European country and it starts storming and a big lightning bolt comes down and hits you in the ass and sends you flying into a big rock wall? |
Discount laser eye surgery. Cash only. |
"when i was younger, my brother used to fly me like a kite, yes?" |
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...And starts dating that flu you had that you were sort of enamored with. |
"If one--I mean ONE--of you guys say, 'Houston, we have a problem.' I will chainsaw you in half...." |
You may be hairier than me, but I'm more grizzled. |