2001, Page 53
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Wei Low seems to be losing in the Nipple Rightning Lound |
"Captain, the Andoreans have beamed aboard a token of their esteem. And it's still steaming." |
Jessica Fletcher solves murder on the Enterprise. Next on 'Cross-overs from Hell'. |
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In this version, Han ducks under the table to shoot at Greedo. Which is still better than Greedo shooting first. |
Still looking for a white Bronco. |
"Dad? I got a date tonight. Can I borrow the penis?" |
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"He said no." |
sorry Lucy..looks like dad's using his tonight.. we'll have to use yours..(lol!) |
Son, if you don't stop with the penis jokes, I'm going to tell about the time that Cooter, Luke and me fixed Boss Hogg real good |
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"You *will* be home by ten, and no, you may NOT have the keys to the General Lee!" (Ha-ha-ha, Jaust. ;) and hello to anyone I missed) |
"So , you have no idea who wrote *Penis Lover* on the General Lee?" |
Captions were first mass-produced by Johann Gutenberg in 1509. His first effort? "I'm sorry; this isn't funny WITH printing." |