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sanspants: up next on inappropriate accessories: rear-view mirrors at your lobotomy	porpoise: The next slide is 31st VCR. Next is 15th microwave. Then 44th showerhead.....	sanspants: "no, i will not try to contact the person you just killed before the show." "but i want to apologize." "please leave."

phishy_girl: we keep pushing this door, but we're just going in a circle. try the other way	HuzzahMan3000: Mom..the boys at school laughed at me! they said my devil costume was wimpy! and they called me a stupid head (begins crying)	Indomitus: "I am blueberry waffle. Hear me roar."

PunkServo: Wow, the gods must be f*ckin' nuts!	witchygreeneyedkitty: "Oh...yeah, very logical, take it all off baby..."	doctorwho2k: The Disney cooker, complete with mouse ears

Indomitus: "Chicken's- I say- chicken's almost ready!"	Indomitus: "Golly, my t-shirts are so white!" "Everything is white! This is the 50s, remember?"	Racerex: "What'll I do? It's 1958! In another two years, it'll be the 60's, and I'll be obsolete!"