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LongLiveRock: Oh no that creature is hugging, and petting him and naming him George	CrazyBob: David Bowie IS "The Man Who Fell From an Astounding Height, truly Magnificent, But Not Quite All the Way To Earth"	MrAtomik: Hi There! Willy the SciFi Weenie here to tell you what's coming up tonight... I mean BESIDES Me, hahahaha!... where's my fluffer?

Indomitus: Now that he's got his life-like SciFi Star decoy and cheezy script bait in place, he's ready to do some serious hunting.	Indomitus: ...and he doesn't have to wait long before a 10-point Programming Exec wanders into view...	DoobieBro21988: Where's the Charmin?

sanspants: the director asks for killer apes, and all he gets is a guy in the bushes spankin his monkey.	Albylion: Baboon Man. Special Powers: Can throw his feces large distances.	sanspants: because you can never be too heavily medicated.

sanspants: "i gotta tell you... tampons make lousy shoulder pads!" (okay, i think i just grossed myself out)	GypsySwitch: "A gift certificate for Dave and Buster's? Not a chance. A blow is $20 cash, non-negotiable."	GypsySwitch: "Hewwo, wabbit!"