2001, Page 39
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So with the help of Sci Fi, cappers are made to believe John Edwards is real...it does work |
Tonight on MSNBC, an in-depth expose of the lower case letter "e". |
Oh yuck! He's in flinging position! No wonder no one likes to shake hands with him |
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" I 'm going to cwuicify Bwian." |
Possessed by soap scum. |
Possessed by soap scum. |
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" Crossing Over? I thought this was Lilith fair." |
"Sometimes I think I can still hear my wife's voice even though she's dead. How did she die? Well, I swallowed her whole. By accident." |
Maybe Alberquerque isn't really worth the trip. |
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"Parental Advisory: This movie is extremely stupid and should not be viewed by anyone. In fact, you should steal the film reels and burn them in the street." |
I think we should all take a moment and pray for anyone who is actually lonely enough to call the Gevalia coffee hotline. |
" Well I hate to tell you this but actually your sister went..." |