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mistie406: Our special guests tonight are Jessica Alba from ze TV's Dark Angel, yes? *applause* Comedian Emo Phillips, and Musical Guest Fine Young Cannibals, yes?	mistie406: He's a diplomat AND a table saw.	mistie406: MirandaRamsey IS Ian Fleming's James Bond IN "Elephants Eat Applesauce to Protect the Ozone Layer"

mistie406: Jedi Master ZZ-Top.	DrDemento: "You ask how more black this could be, and the answer is... none. None more black."	YingYang: But the girls never complain.

NineBreaker: Hello, umm... Lucifer and I were just wondering if you could spare a cup of sugar...	deadparrot: Today in the news: Scientists were stunned today when the sun was eclipsed by a giant load of flaming crap.	screaming_fist: "Access denied. You have no taste."

Zero_R_Nobody: **Zero sings softly to herself "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!"**	thedeadoutkast: We now go live to Kathy Lee!	Zero_R_Nobody: "What are things on Sean Connery's night stand? I'll take Over The Hill Actors for $400, Alex."