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supercracker100: " buy our new collection, SONGS PLAYED OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN HELL not available in stores"	Indomitus: Way to Get Your Ass Kicked #234: Dance around the gym like a flaming poof.	TVs_Neal: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the musical stylings of Nelson."

Beedo: And now, Number 4, The Olive. The Olive.	Generik: "You got yeast infection on my erectile dysfunction!" "You got erectile dysfunction in my yeast infection!" Two great... uh... oh, forget it.	Buffoon: "No... I had my hymen artificially reattached. I'm an Abridged Virgin."

SadieHawk: This birthday party spanking machine has gotten waaaaaaay out of hand.	TheDiva: He's sure to make Torturer of the Month with this project...	Beedo: Gang bang! (Huzzah, kudos, and wassail to StarEater and his fruitful loins! Drinkhail to the little ones! Hi, Diva; it's working!)

Generik: Vivid Video presents "The Princess and the Pee," in which a member of the royal family showers her subjects with gold. Or something like that.	Buffoon: Not many know this, but after the fifteenth bottle of wine, when it came time to split the check, things at the Last Supper got really ugly.	TVs_Neal: "Hi Ed. You know it's lonely since the monkeys have left me."