2001, Page 25

AnyChan: Where are the dogs? Aren't there supposed to be dogs?	TSEliot: Jamie Lee Coitus stars in "A Rear and Pleasant Danger," next on the Spice Channel.	Plastic_Duck: The helpful police captain Xavier Onassis (say it out loud, it's funnier) (Hi Grant, it was a long time ago with AmyCamus)

sanspants: uh-oh. lassie pushed timmy down the well again.	JiffySquid: Andy Rooney IS Ernest Hemingway. "Don't ya just hate it when you're running with the bulls in Pamplona and you get crap on your shoes? I hate that."	Torgone: My left nipple ring itches. Over.

Artanas: "He went, that a-way"	sanspants: "yank my pin and blow me. over."	servoinorbit: What you are about to see is real. Real shitty. No clue is given to John Edward, and it'll be a cold day in hell before he comes up with one on his own.

servoinorbit: John, my hairstylist died two weeks ago, and he was the only one who knew how to make me not look like David Coverdale.	servoinorbit: In ancient wisconsin, samurai were forced to commit Harry Carray if they disobeyed their lord or rooted for someone other than the Packers (howdy)	Mr_Grant: Unlimited? I think they mean 'until you run out of money.'