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rickubis: I'm a big boy now. Gimme some Maxwax.	HenryBemis: "Teacher, why is there two now, where there used to be one?" "Well, you see Timmy, when a paramecium loves itself very much..."	UnReality: "First name Bob. Last name 'We-odda-baby-eetza-PUMAT."

DrDemento: "Look, man, when you're inside the Matrix, it's not like this! Yes, you'll be standing on a beach, but I might be an AGENT!" "Only an agent of evil, Darth."	DoctorWombat: Now, this is our training model; we'll work up to a full-scale reactor by next week.	The_Big_Show316: Bob reports for his first day of being a crash test dummy.

DoctorWombat: Hey, Zeke! These things make ugly chicks look good, and I'm not even drunk!	Purrisa: Two bedroom fixer upper. Frequented by poltergeists. Needs new carpet and an exorcism.	TyranosaurisRex: I licked his eye ball. I've always enjoyed licking eye balls

DoctorWombat: KNEEL before the awesome might of Mr. Potatohead!	Dragonstud: Yes you can also find God.Just read this book.Your God is in here.Trust us	NurseNoir: Brain like a BB in a boxcar. Outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff. Only eating with one chopstick. A can short of a six-pack...