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rickubis: Unfortunately, if he really *is* a dimwit, he can't read. Furthermore, he will next attempt to eat the book.	YingYang: "So Leeloo...Can I call you LL?" "Call me Sugar Tits."	GlitterRock: "Your eyes tell me you have an old soul, Xev. A kind soul. With a nice set of boobs..."

YingYang: "I am Sci-Fi" - Xev's Diaphragm.	animebabe: OH MY GOD! I'M PREGNANT! Oh wait... nevermind...	screaming_fist: Free condoms with a 20 minute call

Goldfinger: Free condoms when you switch to AT&T!	rickubis: Yo' ladies. You paid me ta come and stand on this Rickubis' head for a while. Youse want I should stop now?	Goldfinger: Which one of these three women are dead? Find out in sixty seconds!

nashtbrutusandshort: "You up there, with the high-powered rifle. Your grandmother is asking if the noises in your head have gone away."	Goldfinger: Little old ladies love John Edward and John Edward loves little old ladies.	Goldfinger: Little girls love John Edwards and John Edwards loves little girls.