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maamaaf: ...in that all the trucks do is sit there and weigh several hundred pounds	E_B_A: "Am I not a tea pot? Am I not short and stout? Doth thy not see mine handle and mine spout!?"	HenryBemis: Leprechauns 1-3 don't count, Scifi.

UnReality: "Okay, if it doesn't open in the *next* twelve hours, then we start yelling, agreed?"	UnReality: "Burns like a motherfucking riot."	sanspants: dude! busted wanking off to page 742 of webster's dictionary! not cool!

Artanas: Tonight's special guest molester, Optimus Prime!	TravisBickle: But aren't coat hangers 100% accurate?... I'm gonna burn for that one aren't I?	Xylorjax: "...and with a quick >SNIP<, he's all cured." "Doctor! This man won't survive without a liver!" "Nonsense. His nose didn't light up. He'll be fine."

Occupant: "It's his pancreas!" "It's his gall bladder!" "Pancreas!" "Gall bladder" "Bitch!" "Slut!"	JediClone: Joe Bob. Sagitarius. Enjoys plungers. A lot. Did we mention he likes plungers?	sanspants: and he thought she was going to swallow