2001, Page 14

amycamus: Suddenly, Dr. Laura was attacked from the rear by a vicious Coelecanth and eaten in one big gulp. And everyone lived happily ever after.	E_the_E: Be careful. He's armed and has ISO9000 certification.	JohnSteed: Is this that subliminal advertisement you hear about? uddenly, I'm hungry for New Years' ball. Anyone? New Years' ball?

EnCryptek: DONT FORGET GINGIVITUS	HenryBemis: Awww, Christ! He's tenting!!	HenryBemis: Apparently, the washing machine is on its "Get Down and Funky" cycle.

HenryBemis: Guide to making great movies: Rule # 1 Always have a well stocked whiskey bar.	DjLizard3: Are you going to eat that unborn chicken embryo?	Torgone: . .and over there is where I store my spare heads.

Purrisa: "Hey, dude, I'm hip to your lingo. It's all jiggy. Let's slap hands."	Indomitus: Oh good. This one's starting to wear a little thin. You got one where I'm married to Cindy Crawford? I'd settle for a Playmate, though. (thanks)	OBMIF: Damn! I'm this close to being Gene Hackman!