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JediClone:  ... but enough about how they get George W's lips to move...	MrTim:  Sergeant Wences, Royal Space Force: "I'm not talking to you!" "'saright!"	Lanzman:  Chester found that being the Guardian of the Laudromat did not, in fact, attract the babes.

Lanzman:  It wasn't quite as funny a moment later when Mrs.  Torrance ripped a large chunk of his doughy flesh away and began smearing it with butter.	n0cturnal_emit0r:  ..And then, without warning, Helen turns the doughboy around, bends him over and rams her finger deep into his ass...he wasn't pleased	Soozcat:  ALIENS HAVE LANDED and are living happily on your taste buds.

LongLiveRock:  Flicky the the dancing louse	GersonK:  "why won't these stains come out?" "Because you're unclean" "A sinner" "Straight to hell for you"	Bigstupid:  "Do you think they're ready for our return?" "They weren't ready the first time around." "We were ahead of our time, but King's X will RIDE AGAIN!"

Loodvig:  "NEW YORK CITY?!?!??"	Laurie2K:  "Just because my thesis was on Groucho Marxism doesn't mean I'm some Communist with PMS!"	Indomitus:  "I'd flip you off, if I hadn't been in that industrial accident 2 years ago."