2001, Page 11
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Michael Saunders, he's groped his share of chickens, now he's ready to take on the West Virgina State House, vote for Michael Saunders for the 34 district |
"So Angelina asked them, where's the pregnancy tests, and the guy passed out. Guess it was too much metting her and me, Billy Bob Thornton." |
No way, you have the gimp computer add-on too!? |
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You know 'em. You hate 'em. Well, step right up! $5 bucks for a shot at Barbara Walters! $10 bucks for a shot at Kurt Loder! Step right up! |
"What?! There isn't as much creamy filling on this side of the cookie than on the other side! WHY?!!?!" |
The money shot? So soon?! |
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Keanu Sutra position number 41: The Drunken Millipede |
As seen in this re-enactment on the Battle Of Endor the defendant *clearly* grabbed my client's breasts after she was shot... |
Step one: Clean up daddy's mess in the middle east. Step two: Over-publicize a routine event. Step three: Go to Mexico. Step four: Do the mambo... |
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No blatant Star Wars references were injured in the production of this film, but several were rather insulted. |
Jean Paul Van Damme's <snicker> reputation as a fine <chuckle> dramatic actor <snort> was not harmed in the making of this motion picture <laughter> |
"The guy who says 'holy shit' and gets shot: Stan Wienstien." |